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The Crooked House of Windsor. Left: From the Front. Right: From the Back

A House with a Twist: The Crooked House of Windsor’s Colorful History

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The Crooked House of Windsor, also known as the Market Cross House, is a 16th century building located in the market town of Windsor, in the southeastern English county of Berkshire. As its name suggests, this building is bent at a rather awkward angle that seems to defy gravity. Still, this building had not always been tilted, and only became so when it was rebuilt. Amazingly, in spite of its posture, the Crooked House of Windsor has remained standing.

The Crooked House of Windsor was originally built in 1592. As the building was located on the edge of the town’s market square, it was also known as the Market Cross House. Originally, the structure was rented by a butcher because the area used to be the town’s meat market .

The Crooked House beside the Guildhall. (Matt Brown/ CC BY 2.0 )

Secret Passage to Windsor Castle Used for Illicit Trysts

Apart from the building’s crookedness, another interesting feature about the Crooked House of Windsor is the secret passageway (now blocked) that connected it to Windsor Castle . Produce from the market could be delivered directly to the kitchens of the castle via this hidden passage under the butcher’s shop. But it has also been said that the passageway was used by King Charles II for illicit trysts with his mistress Nell Gwyn. ‘Pretty, witty Nell’ was one of the king’s 13 mistresses and a comic actress.

An underground passageway once connected the Crooked House to Windsor Castle, pictured

An underground passageway is said to have connected the Crooked House to Windsor Castle, pictured. ( CC BY SA 2.5 )

Unseasoned Green Oak Creates Wonky House

The original structure was built straight, and would not have been much different from the surrounding buildings. It was only in 1687, almost a hundred years later, that the structure underwent its unfortunate change. In that year, an order was issued by the town council to have the building demolished.

This decision was made in order to allow the building of the Guildhall (incidentally designed by Sir Christopher Wren, most famous for being the architect of St. Paul’s Cathedral in London) next door. A fierce land dispute ensued, and in the end, the town council was ordered by the court to have the house rebuilt, and to maintain the Guildhall at its present size. The town council submitted to the court’s ruling, and a new building was constructed.

Hoping to have the structure rebuilt as quickly as possible, it was decided that unseasoned green oak wood be used. This meant that the wood still had a high-water content when it was used to build the new house. It also meant that over time, the moisture in the wood would slowly evaporate. As a result of this, the new house slowly shifted, and eventually acquired its slant, thus becoming known as the Crooked House of Windsor.

The Crooked House of Windsor.

The Crooked House of Windsor. ( Brian Robert Marshall / CC BY SA 2.0 )

The Crooked House - A Building Without Support

There is, on the other hand, an alternative hypothesis as to how the house became crooked. It has been suggested that the structure remained straight up until the 1820s. This was due to the adjoining buildings, which would have supported it, and stopped it from leaning. However, when these buildings were demolished the house was left without support, and thus began to bend.

Supporters of this view also point to an oil painting in the neighboring Guildhall. During the Late Victorian period , the Crooked House of Windsor was a beer shop known as the Royal Standard. The house is depicted in this painting without the tilt that it is so famous for today.

Painting of ‘The Royal Standard’ – thought to be the Crooked House. (Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead, Civic Collection/ CC BY NC )

The Crooked House has been used for a variety of businesses over the years. Among other things, the building has been a jeweler’s, a gift shop, an antique shop, and a popular tea house in different periods of its history. But the tea house was also closed down. According to an article from 2015 (and updated in 2016), the house was put up for sale for £ 1.5 million. It is now  a business selling pearl jewelry.

Top image: The Crooked House of Windsor. Left: From the Front. Right: From the Back (public domain)

By Wu Mingren

Updated on August 13, 2020.

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